Friday, June 1, 2012
thecosmicdinosaur:

Snailing like a boss.

thecosmicdinosaur:

Snailing like a boss.

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  • first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
  • end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
Friday, May 25, 2012
  • me: hey
  • friend: i have a boyfriend
  • me: whats up
  • friend: we totally made out last night
  • me: ok so how are you
  • friend: in love with my hot boyfriend
  • me: wow
  • friend: boyfriend

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mrs-styless:

This is cursed, if you don’t reblog it, you’ll die in 90 seconds.

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e-mpirestate:

always.

e-mpirestate:

always.

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Oh, It’s the weekend, yes! Finally time to catch up on sleep!

Expectations: 

Reality: 

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  • people: you have to be more lady like
  • me: suck my dick